Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 26, 2014

Jekyll Island

Jekyll island is a fictional place where Georgia residents are tricked into thinking they are on vacation. In reality, they are being studied by the Illuminati and experience weird anomalies that are often overlooked as coincidences.

My friends and I are headed down to Jekyll island for the weekend, I hope I don’t get that strange feeling about it again.

by TotallyRealExpert July 18, 2023

Alcatraz Island

Some weird ass island where some criminals lived, other people lived their too.

Al Capone: Yeah, I been to Alcatraz Island before, why?
Town: Wait.. aren't you dead?

by Town#0001 on Discord March 26, 2019

Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter

that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet

by theurbanverman September 2, 2025

Islandism

Living in a separate world from others considered to be in your sphere. As in how an island is separated from a main body.

They never thought they would be living in islandism in the middle of such a crowded city.

by pkatiza July 11, 2018

Fencing the island

Impeding traffic flow.
Driving slow in the fast lane. Purposely speeding up during passing gaps, then slowing down during congested areas. Often using semi-trucks in the art.

She's fencing the island. She's even watching in her rearview mirror laughing at me. Does this qualify for road rage?!

by Xanalu September 14, 2025

Aland Islands

The Aland Islands is some islands in the middle of the Baltic Sea. Nobody really cares about them. Who would?

The Aland Islands are really shit.

by lorddddddd September 30, 2022