A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit!
Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up?
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3
by A Lax Bros Sister July 14, 2010
A person who can conroll the hearts and minds of any bro he comes into contact with. This requires the person to have intimate knowledge of the bro code and the inner working of a bros mind. Usualy this individual is a hardcore bro, thus not imune to other bro-mancers. (Not to be confused with bromance)
by Deoin August 05, 2013
-noun
The honk emitted from a bro truck or other bro edition vehicle when the driver is about to run a red light. Rather than obey the law, bros feel it is their right as an "extreme" individual to run red lights. To avoid broverturned vehicle incidents, they honk immediately prior to crossing through an intersection to threaten other drivers to stay out of their way, even when the other drivers have a green light and/or the legal right of way.
Note: Bro Honking is exclusive to bros, because most other people to not stupid enough to run red lights, let alone acknowledge the illegal act by honking.
The honk emitted from a bro truck or other bro edition vehicle when the driver is about to run a red light. Rather than obey the law, bros feel it is their right as an "extreme" individual to run red lights. To avoid broverturned vehicle incidents, they honk immediately prior to crossing through an intersection to threaten other drivers to stay out of their way, even when the other drivers have a green light and/or the legal right of way.
Note: Bro Honking is exclusive to bros, because most other people to not stupid enough to run red lights, let alone acknowledge the illegal act by honking.
Bro: "Yeaahhhh Boyeeee!" *BRO HONK*
Innocent Bystander 1: "OMG, I'm going to die!!!"
Everyone Else: "What an asshole loser bro, I hope he crashes and dies!"
Innocent Bystander 1: "OMG, I'm going to die!!!"
Everyone Else: "What an asshole loser bro, I hope he crashes and dies!"
by brownnipples February 24, 2009
Things got a little awkward when Riley got a raging mega huge Bro-Gnar with his pledge brothers in the sauna
by WeaselTits April 13, 2010
The syrup produced from a man. But tastes sweeter like syrup if its from a f**king BRO. Can be used as a substitute to " ass licking" " Brown nosing".
by LAGGMANN January 11, 2012
A girl in high school-college/university. Bro Ho's hang out with guys all the time, even though guys don't wan't to be "just friends". They don't have many girl friends because they are jealous and/or intimidated by the Bro Ho's. They wear make-up all the time and post pictures of themselves on facebook to make them look better than they actually are. Bro Ho's do not have a high IQ but are as rich as f*$k because of their parents and spend the money on slutty clothes, pimped-out trucks and gigantic Starbucks drinks. Bro Ho's flirt A LOT even though they are not looking for a real relationship and cannot be taken seriously in one.
1: "Hey, did you see that chick over there!"
"That ain't a chick, that's a Bro Ho!"
2: "I think Emily really likes me. She's HOT and she flirts with me all the time!"
"Nah, she's does that to every guy. She's just a Bro Ho."
3: "Did you see Sarah over there? Yeah, she's DEFINITELY a Bro Ho!"
"That ain't a chick, that's a Bro Ho!"
2: "I think Emily really likes me. She's HOT and she flirts with me all the time!"
"Nah, she's does that to every guy. She's just a Bro Ho."
3: "Did you see Sarah over there? Yeah, she's DEFINITELY a Bro Ho!"
by yetties539 April 08, 2012