lax bro

A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit!

Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up?
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3

by A Lax Bros Sister July 13, 2010

Bro Potion

Any energy drink , such as Monster , Red Bull , etc. , etc. , especially those with motocross ties / sponsorships .

Bro # 1 : "Man , I feel like shit this morning ... and I gotta go paint the outhouse I built over at my girlfriend's house .

Bro # 2 : " Dude , grab a couple of Monsters ( "Bro Potion" ) and peel-out in your white Silverado with the MMA stickers on it ! "

by Mike Hawkburns May 17, 2010

listen bro

You use this as a slang word to use to tell people something.

Guy 1: listen bro what lesson we got next man
Guy 2: I think maths init!

by The slang helper! June 15, 2017

valley bro

When a male acts like a valley girl and dress and portryas themselves as a "bro"

"That dude,Bando, in the pink v neck is totally a valley bro."

by Bacon8tor June 25, 2014

Glitter bro

The kind of girl who thinks glitter make up goes with everything, even the incongruously bro-y stuff. Flannel, snap backs, hockey gear...you name it, she's worn glitter with it or on it.

That chick on Okcupid was a total glitter bro.

by Lastcenturion104 March 8, 2017

Bro Ho

A girl in high school-college/university. Bro Ho's hang out with guys all the time, even though guys don't wan't to be "just friends". They don't have many girl friends because they are jealous and/or intimidated by the Bro Ho's. They wear make-up all the time and post pictures of themselves on facebook to make them look better than they actually are. Bro Ho's do not have a high IQ but are as rich as f*$k because of their parents and spend the money on slutty clothes, pimped-out trucks and gigantic Starbucks drinks. Bro Ho's flirt A LOT even though they are not looking for a real relationship and cannot be taken seriously in one.

1: "Hey, did you see that chick over there!"

"That ain't a chick, that's a Bro Ho!"

2: "I think Emily really likes me. She's HOT and she flirts with me all the time!"

"Nah, she's does that to every guy. She's just a Bro Ho."

3: "Did you see Sarah over there? Yeah, she's DEFINITELY a Bro Ho!"

by yetties539 September 6, 2012

Bro-sesh

(For kids in middle school) A planned time, usually after a party or bat mitzvah, when u can get together with ur bros n hang out all night at somebodys house. You will probably also raid a 7-11, watch South Park, and talk about which girls are hot, ugly, sluts, and also rag on the guys who arent there.

Yo, are we havin a bro-sesh after _____'s party?

by J@C December 20, 2009