Skip to main content

piss dick

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.
Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!
by ronnie_e April 18, 2010
mugGet the piss dickmug.

Baby Dick

If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.
Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.
mugGet the Baby Dickmug.

DERANGED DICK

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS
YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009
mugGet the DERANGED DICKmug.

Thunder Dick

Any arrogant male who feels the need to show off in public; usually to impress a female. Thunder Dick actions can occur by any male at any moment.
That guy just ran into a ditch trying to impress those girls.

Yeah, what a Thunder Dick.
by WCU Ward June 11, 2007
mugGet the Thunder Dickmug.

small dick

A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.
Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.
by .Sonny Vitale. January 16, 2008
mugGet the small dickmug.

dick chaney

Shooting someone with a shotgun at close range.
I ran up on this dude with the shotty and Dick Chaney'd his ass!
by vaguegus April 15, 2006
mugGet the dick chaneymug.

dick around

spending a lot of time doing nothing of any significance. see poopin' around
I don't even think I got anything done all Tuesday, I just skipped class and dicked around
by Anonymous February 28, 2002
mugGet the dick aroundmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email