cheese nipples

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

by Eatontwat September 17, 2013

Daddy’s cheese

Dairy product made form the breast milk of a male

I want some of daddy’s cheese

by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021

Velveeta Cheese

It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.

"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)

by The Man Who Asked December 2, 2022

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020

cheese bart

Someone that does something that you don’t like

You ate the last pizza you cheese bart

by Cheese bart February 11, 2019

Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019