bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or mother others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber

Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!

by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022

Bus Doors

Hilariously large ears.

"Did you hear something?"
"No, but maybe you should ask Bus Doors over there."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2025

bus fapper

Bus fapper is a singapore buses facebook page enthusiast who mechaphiles with public buses in Singapore

Look at how Shaun keeps doing bus fapper on that bus!

by Singapore Buses June 17, 2020

Bus Surf

The act of taking two or more buses with the trip lasting more than 20 miles.

I have to take two buses downtown, which is 10 miles away, one hell of a bus surf

by DarkRookie June 27, 2011

school bus slit slam

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.

Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Short Bus Alumni

Someone who has graduated from the short bus ( middle school or high school.) and is still a fucking idiot. even if you've never been on the short bus you are not exempt from being classified as a Short Bus Alumni. (As long as your stupid or do stupid shit or as kind as your an idiot and do idiotic shit you can proudly claim your a Short Bus Alumni

If anyone does something remotely stupid or any action devoid of intelligence, the proper response should be " Are you a Short Bus Alumni?". It could also be use to say that one is not stupid or devoid of intelligence " At least your not a Short Bus Alumni"

by Autumn Emperor August 26, 2024

bus crane

another word for tow truck

I left my car out overnight and it got towed by a bus crane.

by king_D__ August 5, 2023