brittany and her hot mom laid on the ground an each choked on the two pieces of my mexican camel toe
by masturbation procrastination February 13, 2009
Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.
Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
by Floof July 02, 2017
Out of the four size stages of vagina, baby elephant toes are the biggest. It is best described as a large unnatural bulge in the female crotch region. The other size stages are as follows, camel toes,moose knuckle,gorilla fist, and finally baby elephant toes
by The Balls Johnson June 04, 2016
Nicky Nine Toes was walking down the street in his bucket hat with his girl in one hand and a copy of Oxymoron in the other.
by Nicky Nine Toes June 03, 2014
by cutieandmollusk June 28, 2009
When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man
by Cary the B July 13, 2006
when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts
by kyffdog April 03, 2018