God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018

he's the sort of guy who likes lesbians, despite being a dude and he also loves his rowing/biology teachers.
big hairdressing enthusiast.
big hairdressing enthusiast.
by ComradeClark January 23, 2020


1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.
im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)
by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017

by Deeboii69 October 19, 2020

The small country you visit when you take copious amounts of Xanax. When visiting the island you'll find heavy set white boys crashing cars and stabbing their significant others.
by StinkGrabber January 27, 2023
