Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006
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we need moar internets

The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.
On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
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Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.
"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
by mwood23 March 12, 2010
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You can't beat the Internet

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.
Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.
by Lolquoi February 01, 2011
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hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.
My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.
by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 18, 2013
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too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏
*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*
by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020
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haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)
What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk
by MDubs and RDubs November 14, 2010
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