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He’s a Barcelona fan…but it’s finnne, he just won’t admit that Real Madrid is better.
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He’s Tall, SO FINE, he’s sweet, shy, such a good soccer player, funny, has the best smile, and I could literally talk to him all day.
He is someone you would 100% want to get to know. Max has already made my 2025.
He’s a Barcelona fan…but it’s finnne, he just won’t admit that Real Madrid is better.
Maximo is someone I really like
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