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Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.
Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!
by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024
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Salty Socket

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?
by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
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salty curry

A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!
Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver
by RB900 January 24, 2025
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Salty Gin Dog

Salty dog drink made with Gin instead of Vodka
May I have a Salty Gin Dog please?
by Salty Nick January 20, 2026
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Salty Runback

When a man ejaculates on his partner's back such that the semen drips down the side.
"Yeah, man, I was feeling artistic as hell so I gave her a salty runback."
by Shanananananananananananabeesh February 23, 2026
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salty cheeks

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.
It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"
by Dorissima April 13, 2025
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Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.
by SikkaPash April 25, 2025
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