September 9

Give the tall people a.k.a. the people over 5’4 5 dollars today

Person 1- oh hello it’s September 9

Person 2- yup pay up

Person 1- ok ok

by Jadyen September 7, 2021

September 5th

Your Parents had sex on new year.

You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year

by Imagineit? November 24, 2021

September 3rd

Nation hit your shortest friend day (P.S Only deakon)

Tall friend:it’s September 3rd nation hit your shortest friend day
Deakon:fuck that’s me

by FUCKUPDIK September 2, 2022

September 8th

Vore day, 8/8

P1: "Ayo, know what day it is?"
P2 :"September 8th?"
P3: "Oh no..."

by dogey6565 August 8, 2023

September 30

Nation kiss Emiliano on the lips day

E: why did u just kiss me bro
J: Chill its september 30th

by mcswagmoneyballer September 30, 2022

September 28

On this day you have to send nudes to everyone who has Birthday today.

"His birthday is september 28th"

*sends him nudes*

by ajshdkak September 16, 2025

September 9th

September 9th is a special day where someone gifts someone a bracelet made out of bra strap

hey its September 9th where's my bracelet?
what bracelet?
bra strap bracelet
...

by bomzpakis September 8, 2022