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RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)
by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022
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A great white shark (real!)

There is a great white shark (real!)
by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022
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Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.
Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️
by Lemmon December 16, 2020
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Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation
Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life
by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018
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Somthing shuichi saihara said in trial 6 of danganronpa v3 to let everyone know he’s broken and emo
“Even if were all fiction… the pain in my heart is real”
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A BITCH ASS MF who SUCKS and HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING RIGHT. He was an ASS to my boyfriend and he SUPPORTS AUTISM SPEAKS. He also probably hates women and gay people let’s be honest. If you find this man attractive 1. How? He literally has no redeeming qualities, nor is he hot in any sense whatsoever. 2. STOP IT. Also if you ship SouShin that is disgusting please never have a romantic relationship with anyone…. Midori is a pathetic rat tail man who pisses himself often.

Fuck Midori.
Valentine: MIDORI / THE REAL SOU HIYORI IS A BITCH
Mickey: I AGREE
by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023
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Real Life Auto correct

Real Auto Correct also Know as RAC is when your otp with a Female Or With one of your boys an You Say something But it comes Out Different Just Like Auto Correct But way worse most of the time when RAC happens you Say Sum Fucked Up or Just weird DONT TRY TO TAKE OUR SHIT LAMES.
-AlexnBrycon ✍️
“Foo Your gay asf” Mybad Myboy That was Real Life auto Correct .
“Ima Tryna be up in your BestFriends guts “
My bad dawg Yk I meant I just Wanna Hug
by AlexnBryson-_- January 27, 2020
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