Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Universal Foot

A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.

Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.

by killtryray August 17, 2021

foot lover

A person who loves feet in every way imaginable

People named Katie are always foot lovers

by footloversareweird August 22, 2021

Foot

The thing you walk around with. Are you dumb?!

*Hits foot on a door way*

by 90s._innit August 27, 2021

foot fetish

sexual attraction to feet 😏

christian has a foot fetish

by someone is cool August 29, 2021

Foot fetish

Alexander Stav

Alex ha a foot fetish

by Alex has feet fetish September 3, 2021

foot nugget

describing a person that ate too much foot fungus

Hey, you are a foot nugget so shut up.

by weeb1234r June 9, 2021