bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.

Common home boy bitches like me don't front

by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.

Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."

by anonymous April 27, 2022

We don't talk about the drill

Don't talk about the drill.

We Don't talk about the drill!

by sussy baka 2022 edition 4k 8k February 8, 2022

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

you don't wanna fuck with me

Don't fool around motherfucker

You don't wanna fuck with me is a slang word from Tupac music "My ambition is a ridah"

by Lpoiuytrewq August 22, 2022

i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.

judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.

by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022