A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
this is a cry for help… i am gonna kill myself and I’m trying to leave people out there to know, I don’t deserve these thoughts, I’m only 10, my parents make it worse and my therapist ruined more.
by Softiena November 19, 2022
depressed? no. depressioned.
by ranbooliveish October 16, 2023
Dude 1: hey what happened to him?
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation
by ClicheName December 10, 2023
A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.
Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.
by Facetious is me April 23, 2020
hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day
by Gerson755 June 08, 2020
The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 03, 2019