comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

Crackers

oom, it's cracker, a cracker with a flavour, you eat it with your hands into your God damn mouth.

Guy 1: "This cracker taste good as fuck."
Guy 2: "Eat my ass like a cracker."
Guy 3: "The crackers has a lot of flavours, definetely feeding my mouth with this."

by Some random asshole in a fake May 2, 2022

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

Cracker Cave

The home that multiple white people live in

Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight

by Michael Thomas Lee May 11, 2022

crackeritis

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.

person one: dude are u white?

person two: nah man, just got crackeritis.

by HomoForMyHusband May 11, 2022

cracker jacker

when a black person rips off a white person in a drug deal. he is a cracker jacker.

Don’t buy your weed from Jaquavious, he’s a straight cracker jacker.

by crackercat1101 January 12, 2022

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022