Captain

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store

Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.

Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Pwnage

There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.

- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam

by sdhfuigweiukjwegbf May 21, 2010

Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.

Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die

by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018

Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.

George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 13, 2016

Captain Miskawitz

A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.

Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.

by Boogers McGavin July 21, 2017

Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!

Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol

by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021