Baby Block

The act of using your child (baby) as a means of avoiding certain social situations.

1. Avoiding an unwanted hug:
Pick up child just when they are coming in for the hug. Bam! You been baby blocked!

2. Unwanted sexual advances:
"Oh thanks your pretty hot yourself, wanna see pictures of my seven month old baby?"

3. Unwanted date proposal:
"I cant go out tonight I have to stay home with my baby."

by MeggMaster321 December 04, 2013

Shock Block

When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.

I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!

by It Has Teeth February 06, 2011

Doc block

A variation of Ccok Block: When a work group uses non-shareable documents on a network and someone has the file open when you need to make an update.

I have 5 minutes before the meeting and I need to update the PowerPoint presentation but Lisa has it open and is TOTALLY doc blocking me! I'll never be able to make the corrections now!

by PHX Kenn January 21, 2010

clock block

When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.

Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.

by Oogie Mctaj February 06, 2011

Word Block

When talking to someone and you can't think of a freaking word to say

Teacher: where's your homework?
Student: Aaaaaa Darn Word Block!

Mom: son where did you put the keys?
Son: Darn Word Block!!!

by brickanick January 13, 2011

Block Whore

A minecraft slut

“When I was at my girlfriends, she was nothing but a block whore.”

by Smileyytrashbag August 01, 2019

cock block

the security guards at international mall

That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.

by brittaaahh July 11, 2008