being short is getting patted on the head whenever someone passes you and getting remined that your short 30 times a day
"your short"
by CharmsBunny March 20, 2022
Get the shortmug. In the hood when you’re wearing short sock it could mean many things. First hookers where then so when they catch boys in the hood wear short sock they calling them a girl whore; or it could mean that your a girl as in that you show you leg for guys.
by Drdre4ever October 12, 2023
Get the wearing short socksmug. The shortest man on earth, also known as Aarnav Sharma. He is approximately 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometres in height. He is very hard to spot, but you always know when he is nearby due to the squeaky sound of his voice
by Dadinky September 11, 2025
Get the Short Shackmug. John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
Get the National throw short people daymug. 
by jesuswith12 January 20, 2024
Get the short kingmug. A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
Get the Short People manlet gangmug.