Ass-hat

A person with a natural ability to fuck up the simplest of things.

Coworker#1 Did you see the new guy in hard handle

Coworker#2 Yeah I told him not to pack bad products. Everything he packed was bad .

Coworker#1 He is a total ass-hat

Coworker#2 Yup a complete ass-hat

by doppelganger1216 October 6, 2018

big ass cat

A ferocious beast that fucks bitches and gets money. Generally used by gynecologist to describe a patient with excellent swagger

The women was a big ass cat. She had many male partners and lots of phat stacks.

by Lodog37 June 15, 2016

Piss ass

Someone who Acts like they have a stick up there Ass

Why you acting like a piss ass

by Msbaker January 28, 2017

ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Bucket-ass

Eastern American

A foolish and transparently dishonest person/ failed con artist or something that appears to come from one.

Your bucket-ass story doesn't add up.

Look at that bucket-ass bean over there.

Glad she finally left his bucket-ass.

by Briar420 April 18, 2022

ass-tricks

when you are going to the bathroom to poop but only fart, ass-tricks

man I just got off the toilet with some damn ass-tricks

by Gary the man with the defos March 9, 2021

Ass pic day

National send ass pic day

Get a girl with the nicest ass and tell them it’s national ass pic day

Today is November 11

So?
It’s national ass pic day
Oh then lucky u

by 5875368 November 10, 2020