there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes
Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)
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Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
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