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Wankentines Day

A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.

Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?

I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025
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kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them
by adambarasch September 23, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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International look at vivi day

international look at vivi day is where one must look at vivi from loona, dates decemeber 9th
pee: hey did you hear?
nis: no
pee: its international look at vivi day here
by jokemso October 10, 2020
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Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:
“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*
by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022
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National Send Ass Pics Day

National send ass pics(multiple pictures) day is on October 29th... so send ass pics to friends or who ever
Today is national send ass pics day so send ass pics (a picture of a male or female bum).
Person 1 : It’s national send ass pics day

Person 2 : (Sends multiple ass pics)
by alkaeda October 27, 2020
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