I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

cluster fuck zip tie nugget

when two or more backpacks are nuggeted and then zip tied together at the zippers.

Bro 1: "Dude I freaking cluster fuck zip tie nuggeted Matt, Patrick, and Justin all at once."

Bro 2: "Dude that's freakin hilarious!"

by Nikolai Richardovich November 14, 2011

Im gonna fuck your ass

Means sex. They’re gonna have sex with you and put that penis up the vagina. Give a thumbs up if you would like to have virtual sex!

You: Im gonna fuck your ass
The person your gonna have sex with: YUSS

by itstrueppl March 23, 2021

Fucked my utterly butterly up

a minor result of a major accident

"trevor did you get hurt when you were hit by that car?"
"no, but it fucked my utterly butterly up

by bigbadad February 23, 2008

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

A proposition that is two midgets and a barrel of tarantulas short of being the most horrific and scarring fetish ever imagined by man.

Well, hey there big boy. Would you like me to fuck you and the horse you rode in on?

by Calvin Luther September 30, 2009

Fuck me under the hot sun

What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.

Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.

by I am Hitler September 22, 2019

Fuck your best friend day

This is the day where you and your best friend fuck

April 23

Hey have you heard it’s international fuck your best friend day

by Rafeeki April 21, 2021