decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december

boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.

by amanda pedle December 2, 2019

Dick Burn

When your dick gets burned by your underwear/zipper from getting dry humped by some hood rat.

Man, that chick gave me dickburn!

What, that’s not real!
Oh! Dick Burn is real.

by T.B. Trailer April 20, 2018

dick cheneyned

Being Dick Cheneyned is when one dicks your Cheney. The people who do this most often are asshats and rectal rockets who could cares less about anything you do. Most often they try and undermine you. Other forms of this word are, dicked Cheney...that's the only other form.

Dude Micheal just dick Cheneyned you! Why did you let him do it you shitclit?

by dennytriangle October 10, 2013

Pulp Dick

A medical condition resulting in pulp on, in, and around the genital area of men.

“Wanna hook up?”
“I don’t think that’s a great idea… doc told me I got Pulp Dick.”

by BigDickAdrian November 30, 2024

Tweaking Dick

When you are, Tweaking to the point of no return. This could be off a substance or just tweaking out about something thats happening around you or in your life.

"Bro, im tweaking dick rn"

by dick tweaker March 12, 2025

Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.

For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."

by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023

Dick

Trees r dicks.

When I’m plying disc golf and I throw my disc on a great line and a Tree Jumps into my line and messes up my throw then I yell “TREE R DICKS”!!

by Treerdicks.com August 12, 2022