Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

yolking your egg

When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.

"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"

by BigBoy3689 August 30, 2023

Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.

Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.

by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019

Scramble your eggs

Can I fuck you?

Can I scramble your eggs tonight?

by R$$91 January 2, 2022

Lil nas eggs

A black man that likes eggs

What’s up lil nas eggs

by Fortnight balls coc balls to January 8, 2022

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.

is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.

by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011