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bum willy

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy
Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)
by coolgirll May 10, 2021
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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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Wet Willy in the ass

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass
Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.
by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021
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Hannah Willson

Hannah willson (with two l's) is the hottest bitch alive who has a little soft spot for certain skevs rangas and she is an icon. LOVE HER xoxoxox
"Who's that sexy mama?"
"That's Hannah Willson!!"
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Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it
Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!
by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021
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Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021
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Chilly Willy

A typical initiation in interior Alaska for new military members joining their a work team. The initiate is bought a shot of 100 proof rumpleminze along with a bottle cap full of the same accompanied with a straw. They then snort the bottle cap of rumplemimze and take the shot.
Welcome to hell literally froze over just like this Chilly Willy.
by Joby Roby November 4, 2021
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