No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.

Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

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Use Boxmen

Use Boxmen is a hard 2009 flash platformer/puzzle game made by Greg Sargrant. Do not listen to anyone who tells you to play it, you will suffer.

"Play Use Boxmen" -GreenGuy1000
"No." -JellyMelly500
"Not a chance" -ThreeZebrasNineSoups9999
"Play it." -GreenGuy1000 and PurplePuddle200
Then JellyMelly500 and ThreeZebrasNineSoups9999 go on to suffer till the sun explodes.

by AbnormalAlpaca June 01, 2024

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Use Boxmen

A flash game made by Greg Sergeant in 2009. It is extremely hard for insolent newbies, and you can make them go through hell trying to beat it. Its "sequel" is Making Monkeys, also made by Greg Sergeant.

Green: Play Use Boxmen.
Jelloboy: New game? Alright!
(Two months later)
Jelloboy: I.. I beat it... *Foams at the mouth and crumples into a heap.*

by greensnake July 31, 2024

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Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"

by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 03, 2019

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