Kyle is the sexiest little man alive. He attracts any boy in a 10 mile radius. Last night he ate a huge thick juicy burger with lots of pickles.
by Josh Preuss March 3, 2023

You’ll honestly never meet a man like Kyle. He is one-in-a-million and you should keep your friendship with him. He will someday become a very successful man. Though he may seem to have less rizz than others, he will let definitely pull more women than everyone else. Kyle is typically above average in many ways: smarts, wit, social skills, length, and especially girth. Kyle usually has a strong and fit body, but wears larger clothes to cover it up. Kyle is a very hard-working man, and works well with a group or by himself. Hang on to your Kyle. But be aware: Kyle loves playing with fire 🔥 ‼️
by Incader February 28, 2024

when kyle thinks he is cool, he is honestly not. the amount of hate i have for kyle stefan is immense. he fails all his math tests and sucks butt. people think he is funny but no he is just a dork. #pillowbiter. he has a shitty hat and it look sbad on him. he does weird ass gang signs and so fucking weird. im not being disarepectful but i just hate him.
by mommymckee May 1, 2022

A wee arsehole ned fi the scheme of methil absolute nutter of a boy goes aboot tryna pump grannies smoking spats wi a broken kettle
by Brad Gill July 28, 2021

by sbfj,hbwKFBA,JB August 23, 2020

Man, kyle is such a BRO! he handed me a monster, then jumped through the wall like the fucken KOOL-AID man!
by Iratezebra1 May 26, 2022

Usually the Loyal friend inwhich is around your age that Helps you in all aspects of your life but then turns out to be your Mother's sexual Partner
"KYLE! What are you doing my mum?!?!"
by ReggieRox February 26, 2019
