Russian Candle

A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.

YO MAN! STEPHANIE GIVES THE BEST RUSSIAN CANDLE

by Mrboulder May 28, 2020

russian bsd tiktoks

the russian side of the bungo stray dogs fandom that are very weird and funny

person 1: “why have i got random russian bsd tiktoks of fydor with his toes out!?

person 2: “because the russian fandoms are silly like that”

by bridgettexdazaismuthot May 27, 2024

Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.

Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.

by jinlongan February 25, 2024

Russian Technology

When you play the most amazing game of Escape From Bitches and you use a sight like the PSO and align the lines on the scope to the size of the person to get the right drop off without adjusting your scope. Very innovative technology.

That mf James j got dropped by this shitter ak with my Russian Technology

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023

Russian Goodbye

Sort of like an “Irish Goodbye,” dismissing yourself without a farewell, but doing it angrily. Very. VERY ANGRY. Often throwing your girlfriends keys at of your blue Toyota Tacoma window, after losing a game of parking lot tennis after track practice.

Layton was very upset that his blind ass eyes could not see the tennis ball, losing him the series, so he hit a RUSSIAN GOODBYE, leaving without kissing me goodbye. Instead throwing the ball through my car window.

by Silly socks May 1, 2025

I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024