stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

Cat Piss

Unburnt race fuel from a high performance Artic Cat snowmobile

I can smell the Cat Piss in the pit area

by Small town redneck December 5, 2022

german piss

Term for a man sitting down to urinate.

I'm taking a German piss

by Manitowocfoghorn October 2, 2017

Charged Piss

After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet

Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing

Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day

by AnthraxBat22 February 8, 2021

piss baby

dudes named noah

dude noah’s such a piss baby

by chocolatiermam August 23, 2022

Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.

Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!

by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021

Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016