gay gurl horse

similar to its antonym, gay horse, it is but rather a female lezbian version horse, whos sexual preferences do not exceed her own gender.

we met at the hay-bar and i tried to get her drunk enough to come home with me. but she turned out to be a gay gurl horse.

by jsgoodwin July 31, 2009

horse wisper squared

a person who can fit 300 dildos in one ear and 1264 up there ass

derik cummings is an horse wisper squared

by halo2 March 24, 2005

water horse

the most dank chronic you can get anywhere that is extremely expensive and very rare

"mad that water horse made me trip for 10 hours!"

by the blunt king October 16, 2008

horse face

When, in a social occasion, you stand behind someone and make a goofy distorted face to mock them without them knowing it and sort of try not to get caught, although getting caught is the best part.

"I'm going to give them a horse face"
"Nice horse face"

by Badkneesbill May 23, 2007

Horse turd hotdog

I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these

Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!

by Defaultfance2000 March 16, 2019

james bond a horse

A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.

(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse

(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse

by Markwick99 February 4, 2010

sexy charlie horse

when you get a charlie horse in your leg during sex.

i was not able to have an orgasm because i got a sexy charlie horse right before i was ready to cum!

by missmajestic69 July 23, 2017