Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.

When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.

by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021

zip up his pants when you done

When bro is meat riding somebody it also means zip up his paints when you done sucking his dick

Person 1 Bro kd is better than mj

Person 2 Zip up his pants when you done

by Zip up my pants bitch April 21, 2023

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

Eat a banana wit his/her foot

a way of comparing an african with their monkey counterparts

shes so black, she can eat a banana wit his/her foot

by rosie3293 January 17, 2009

who let fluffy off his chain?

a term often used by primary school students which is the equivalent of who farted?

*strage smell in the air*
Lil Timmy: AWW! FESTY! who let fluffy off his chain!?!
Bobby: It wasn't me *picks nose*

by salmon_attack May 24, 2005

To kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges

this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beating down the backdoor of a house that contained very bad people

I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor RIGHT off its hinges

by Markdkny May 23, 2007