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Dylan Swerdlow

friend 1: dude i heard that dude pulled a total dylan swerdlow
friend 2: ewwww, thats so nasty man hes gonna get aids
by RBMBstoner June 18, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is a hot, sexy, big dicked, motherfucker who eats out milf's in his free time.
Cock me Dylan. Please.
by BigDaddyGracie March 13, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"
by banana-piano January 12, 2025
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Dylan

I don't know how but dylan's are always the best friends but the stupidest people.
Dylan is such a great friend, but he's a fucking idiot
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room
by the biggest simp ever to exist December 24, 2021
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Dylan Slusser

Absolute bombshell of a dude. This guy will probably be the coolest person you will ever meet. You should feel insanely lucky to know someone with this name and they are able to make any event an absolute banger.
by AyeYoDyl June 7, 2021
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