cracker

A word most white people get offended by to show their white fragility.
White person 1: I don’t care if people call me a cracker.
White person 2: But you should because it’s racist!! It’s like calling a black person the n-slur!!!
by MinecraftProMaster567 February 05, 2022
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cracker lacquering

A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.

A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community

Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023
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Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
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cracker dust

"It's hard to talk to clients sometimes because i'm choking on cracker dust"
by liddlejos September 23, 2022
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Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.
Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.
by The dirty digglet November 05, 2023
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swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.
We Swiss crackered that girl last night.
by BigCracker May 17, 2016
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