Bread Things

the Holy Food of placeboism

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top

by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

by choco (real!) December 24, 2021

Yeast Bread

A woman with a yeast infection scrapes the yeast to make bread.

My wife can Yeast Bread .

by Mr.weener October 2, 2018

bread

the coolest food on the entire planet and always type it in the group chat when you don’t know what’s going on

*people arguing in the groupchat*

me: bread

by breadddddstickkkk May 4, 2021

The Great Bread Scandal

The Great Bread Scandal was started by Thomas McKenna in an elaborate attempt to push the workers of 2022 towards the bullshit option of being paid by literal loaves of bread instead of actual money. Thus, the term "let's get this bread" was coined as a memoir to the historic event.

I'm tired of this bullshit we need the great bread scandal again.

Pay me with some loaves like the great bread scandal and I'll quit.

by Thomas Mcflurry June 24, 2022

Bread-Day

Anniversary of the day a person realizes they're/becomes communist, socialist, and/or anarchist.

Vlad: "Oh, shit... I realized it's just been a whole year since I became a communist."
Karl: "Hey, congrats... Happy Bread-Day, comrade!"

by comrade_dakota_ October 27, 2022

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024