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christian pascaris

A very nice beautiful kid, hes is super nice, smart, cool and has amazing looks, gets a ton of girls, and likes to drink and party.
Wow that christian pascaris kid is super awesome
by Christisn June 8, 2017
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prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.
uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
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Christian

He is an amazing person he might have bad breath and has nappy hair but one day he will get shaved and be a GOD.

People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
Wow he is such a christian.
by GOFER!@# April 11, 2019
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Christian

A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.
Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.
by georificer December 19, 2022
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First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
by Numerati July 30, 2024
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christian seavey

he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone
by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021
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northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.
Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.
by Parker Farr June 4, 2023
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