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Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019
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Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.
Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
by Giant Deb January 17, 2024
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Tear out her wings

When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.
Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.
by poobah597 March 18, 2019
mugGet the Tear out her wingsmug.

left-wing

Proletarian supremacy, socialism, communism, reverse nazism, feminism, gayzism, gender ideology, marxism, woke culture, drug liberation, disarmament, progressivism, abortion, non-heterosexual supremacy, transgender supremacy, umbandist supremacy, candomblecist supremacy, quimbandist supremacy, black supremacy, female supremacy, supremacy of the poor, tax/taxation, interventionism, globalism, Satanism, bolivarianism, unionism, statesmanship, assistencialism, statization, neutral pronoun and racial quota for black people.
Left-wing.
by Sabonyty October 27, 2024
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Wing Ding

A racist term used to describe chinese food and its Restaurant's.
Lets get some food from the Wing Ding spot.
by TreC3C May 14, 2018
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Birds with broken wings

A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.
Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.

Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.
by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022
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