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Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.
Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
by Giant Deb January 17, 2024
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wing bow now

Damn bro you really stay on that wing bow now”
by Jerad motismo March 23, 2024
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Tear out her wings

When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.
Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.
by poobah597 March 18, 2019
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Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019
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right-wing

Anti-vaccination, homophobia, misogyny, minimal state, nazism, fascism, Islamism, capitalism, militarism, economic liberalism, neoliberalism, olavism, release of rifles, death penalty, privatization, retrograde conservatism, masculinism/mgtow/redpill, machism, supremacy white, religious fanaticism, flat earthism, evangelism, sexual abstinence, heterosexism, supremacy of the bosses, supremacy of the business class, supremacy of the upper class, supremacy of the bourgeoisie, supremacy of criminals who are military or police, supremacy of the military, supremacy of male sex, victimization of male sex, supremacy heterosexual and civilian weaponry with rifle and grenade.
I hate right-wing.
by Serbize March 24, 2023
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Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator
“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man
by Babispxt August 9, 2022
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Wing Hong

Someone who is a retard, dumbass, possibly missing a chromosome.
Braden, why are you being a wing hong?
by Rhino2004 March 16, 2022
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