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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.
I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.
by TMP's © November 7, 2014
mugGet the old doormug.

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
mugGet the moist back door cold frontmug.

cellar door

The amazing person that is beautiful and very trustworthy. They will never let anyone down and will always stay with you.
Olivia is so cellar door, he parents are so lucky.
by The kind guy💖 February 19, 2020
mugGet the cellar doormug.

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.
Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!
by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018
mugGet the One Door Syndromemug.

Anti-George Door

A way to protect company assets and property.
I bought an Anti-George door to protect the company break cleaner and freon.
by Mtrkhart May 21, 2020
mugGet the Anti-George Doormug.
Install and maintain garage doors in Pomona California and surrounding areas.
How Pomona Local Garage Door Repair and install a garage door?
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