mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.
Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!
by dildont July 12, 2017
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Choc-Top

When you stick the head of your penis in a persons rectum while the person needs to defecate and then pull out, offering them the choc-top for $1 at the drive thru.
'Jeremy totally got a choc-top from me last night'
by ItIsITheStinker January 01, 2017
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top me

Wanting someone to beat you up
He/She/They can top me any day!
by Teresa83 February 09, 2019
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Top Off

1. To breed with someone of African descent to assimilate some of their genes into one's progeny. Used with the assumption that this will result in desirable physical traits (full lips, curly hair, bronze skin) or African sterotypes (better rhythm, larger penis, better muscle-tone, sports ability).

Usually used by people with some existing negroid admixture.
Check out her nasty thin lips. She should top off on her 'groid.

My phenotype is pretty caucasoid, so if I marry a nice Aethiopid I can top off my blackness without getting maxxed-out features.

by RAS crew November 29, 2006
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fuck top

It's NOT used in Quebec, that's not true. This meaning is written as "foque top" and used ONLY in France. In Quebec, people say and write "fucked up" normally. So don't invent lies please.
- Yo mec, comment ça va mon pote?
- Ça va très foque top (fuck top), merci.

And this is how they would say it in Quebec:
- Hey l'gâ, t'as ben l'air d'une schnoute à matin!
- Bein non, l'cave, chui toutte fucked up là.
by KennethMorrington November 30, 2014
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top banana

Covering your dick in mashed bananas and but fucking someone
by Lamoa March 05, 2019
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Top Shagger WillNE

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it
by Square head 8388 July 05, 2018
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