packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 04, 2023

Vietnam's shadow pack

Marijuana laced with crushed benadryl.

You wanna smoke a Vietnam's shadow pack with me?! The trees will speak Vietnam's and they keep asking what Lego set I want.

by MaxKat August 03, 2023

Pack and play

Is a packer that can also be used for bedroom play.

I'm so glad you wore your pack and play, I'm so horny! ;)

by BigDickPacker January 26, 2017

nose pack

Nose Pack is a bag of cocain

Hey bro did you got a nose pack?

by LilDickGang4U January 23, 2018

Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass

Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are

by Ass clapper 47 November 01, 2019

flap pack

The genitalia of an elderly man, or the breasts of an elderly woman.

John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"

Chris "Isn't that true!"

by Anal Asian July 01, 2014