Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

Mike McRae

Mr. Jobs.

Awesome mechanic, kisser, cook and trivia whiz.

Mike McRae saved my ass today when i broke a pencil off inside a cylinder.

by Mrs. Jobs February 4, 2010

Mike

The mightiest simp out there. He is the guy that would simp for anything, and by that I mean ANYTHING. Watch out people, he is known for his multisimping talents and usually triggers the WeirdChamp train.

You're dead to me, Mike.

by KappaG March 30, 2020

Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.

The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.

by Metal bender 69 November 7, 2023

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018

Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 7, 2022