hailey marie morris

An awesome person who is selfless patient and kind she loves all he friends and is only mean to people who deserve it that's Hailey for you

Hailey marie morris is awesome person

by Pizzq February 26, 2017

megan marie king

Megan Marie King is the first ever venmo influencer. She is best known for her poetry surrounding the seductive smell of gasoline, as well as her love for the Czechoslovakian film “Daisies.” She is renowned on many social media sites as @alienpopstarr and has gone twitter famous for sharing moments from her waitressing job at Perkin’s.

“Hey, who’s that girl over there drinking gasoline?”

“Oh, that’s just Megan Marie King.”

by chippiechip August 31, 2022

Mary T syndrome

Mary T syndrome is when a girl is so cool, attractive, and down to earth that it causes you to behave in a way that is irrational and extreme.

That man the was caught pleasuring himself on a bus in Memphis must be suffering from Mary T syndrome

by 400lb bench press October 25, 2022

Mary Jane Wana

It is Marijuana. But some people like me, like to harass people, so I say Mary Jane Wana.

Mary Jane Wana get some Mary Jane Wana. ;)

by idrewi June 5, 2018

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

Reverse Mary Poppins

The act of sliding a long, staff-like object into a container that should in no way be able to hold the entire length

Did you see that sword swallower at the circus? He was reverse Mary Poppinsing that thing ALL the way down.

by Erlenkonig November 21, 2019

Josh Eli Mari

a person who loves hanging out, and when you find a Josh Eli Mari, you'll want to keep him forever as he will love you unconditionally.

someone: josh eli mari loves me so much
someone #2: i wish i had a josh eli mari, they are keepers

by big.booty.boi May 25, 2019