m&ms

Absolute perfection, when eaten, can result in being enlightened by god, created by the gods for the gods, although some slipped down from the heavens and are able to be accessed by us mere mortals, resulting in enlightenment by the gods.

Sam: Damn when did Sam become so smart
Sam: It all started when he ate those damned m&ms

by Savitygray December 5, 2019

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

by wormhour91 May 14, 2018

P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

kai m <3

literally the best ever person to ever exist, very nerdy, very sweet and just a person that you can never get enough of

“i love them”
“oh they must be a kai m <3 then”

by Thatsnormal May 5, 2023

(M

The emoticon you use to describe a person who is clueless and chongalicious

- (M
- WHAATTTT?!!?!?
- (M

by caroline asian invasion July 20, 2011

M. N.

Marty Nall

1.Don't be an M. N....everyone is laughing .
2 another ron Jeremy

by anonymous June 13, 2023

h•a•m

H•a•m, is an abbreviation for “Hard As a Motherfucker”. First coined in 2011 by Kanye West and Jay-Z in “H•a•m”.

“I’m about to go h•a•m, hard as a motherfucker...”

by TheLogOUT January 24, 2021