Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!
Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
by The clit tickler October 18, 2013
by byson August 06, 2006
The pain of having very chapped lips
by Mr man 99 December 11, 2016
Term describing a cat's cleft upper-lip. Coined somewhat accidentally by UOGamers forum-goer kio123 when attempting to describe the anatomy of a cat's face, saying, "look close they got over lips".
by Lynyrd April 14, 2007
by Mctitisandwich October 14, 2013
by SuperMuggins October 13, 2006