Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob
I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.
by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024
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an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.
Friend: “hey why are you so upset?”

You: “jacob was being an ass
by factspiller July 27, 2019
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the longer word for the word "'jac"
hey im jacob, wanna JAC off after lunch
hey i was JACing off in class..
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such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed
who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got
by 2ndhoe July 08, 2024
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Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)
Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.
by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020
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Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so
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Jacob doesn’t like the police
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