Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"
by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023
Get the Freedom! guns! 'merica!mug. by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Gunsmug. 
The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.
A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.
Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.
The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.
Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.
The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"
"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024
Get the Dehydration Gunmug. Proceed to masturbate with your choice of super glue. When you cum you squeeze your balls like you are squirting out hot glue.
You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis
You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis
by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022
Get the Hot Glue Gunmug. When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.
Shotgun!
Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!
Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!
by One cable guy March 29, 2017
Get the machine gunmug. by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025
Get the massage gunmug.