cepression

When you’re almost a real teacher… but not quite.

At this point in his student teaching, Mr. W has reached his great cepression.

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Depressisode

A often short period of time where extreme depression is felt

I had a depressisode today

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depission is the word one with a piss kink and depression uses to express grief.

Ash just got diagnosed with depission😪.

I am very depissed that my girl left me😔.

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a person that's depressive + pessimist.
it's pretty self explanatory.

You're such a depressimist.

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when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

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when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

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The time it takes you to finish rewatching Bojack Horseman.

Thank god this is the last episode, my depressive Episode, was awfully long this time

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