depressimist 

a person that's depressive + pessimist.
it's pretty self explanatory.

You're such a depressimist.

depressimist by debbshock October 20, 2023

Depressive Episode 

The time it takes you to finish rewatching Bojack Horseman.

Thank god this is the last episode, my depressive Episode, was awfully long this time

Depressive Episode by YumYum22 February 13, 2024

depressaunt 

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

depressaunt by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023

depressaunt 

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

depressaunt by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023

decreasion

The noun form of "decrease".

No one noticed the decreasion of the stock market recently.

decreasion by #+_+# December 9, 2025

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

major depressive disorder 

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

major depressive disorder by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022