Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis

everyone wants to be like a jackson christian

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023

Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.

Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm

by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023

Christian

one of the most awesome humans you’ll have the good fortune of meeting ... kind, generous, fun, people magnet, loving, shaman, with superior music taste and dance moves to match. Friends of Christian would be lost without his wise words and depth.

Damn, this party could be hella good ... if only Christian was here

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Christian Pagan

A massively shlonged man who gets all the bitches. Commonly known for his evil ideas he is the best man any girl can ask for. He is a genius. He is better in every way, shape and form. His iq is above all and he has only evil ideas in his head 20/4/7. He has a ginormous pair of balls. And no he is not gay.

This can also be used verb.

Bruh I'm about to pull off a Christian Pagan and fuck this bitch till she cries

by chrisp13 April 30, 2021

Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱

Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?

by Schön January 21, 2022

Christian

A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.

“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”

by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023

Christian

Christians are one of the most dirty minded ever but are overall the most sweet caring funny person in the world. Christians normally have brown hair and brown eyes. they love anime. they are very good at drawing and is also a hopeless romantic. this guy has had over 7 girlfriends already but what he dosnt know that the one he truely loves is right infront of him. so if you have a christian in your life hold on to him because at bad times he will always be there for you.

if you have a Christian in your life hold on to him

by mapmapmap January 21, 2022