National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭

On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.

You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok

(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭 you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)

by PlayBoi?? December 11, 2021

Ur brother grew up to be ur muther

Only used as a last weapon vs all others

Dan: Your mom gay
Stan:Ur Dad lesbian
Dan:No Ur granny a Tranny
Stan:Wah no Ur sister a mister
Dan: No U
Stan: Woah You caused this bro ur dead
Dan: Do it pussy you wont
Stan: Ur brother grew up to be ur muther
Dan: Instantly collapes into a black hole and while still alive every partical around him hits him

by T10 Titan March 20, 2018

you're my brother, I love you

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

by tiddypad June 26, 2018

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

by CMCAdvanced March 22, 2004

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

by Justin Carter February 27, 2007

you don't know me but i killed your brother

If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.

"Tim, you don't know me but I killed your brother."

by YoUrMoThEr6969 November 11, 2007